Jay Cutler and Alex Smith Get to Watch Kaepernick Light up Tonight’s Game on the Tube.

Chicago Bears +3 @ San Francisco
Over / Under: 35.5

This is an absolute blessing in disguise for San Fran. FINALLY, Alex Smith has found his way to the bench and I don’t ever see him coming back. When Smith was ruled out of tonights game this morning the spread dropped from San Fran -7.5 to San Fran -3. I immediately threw out my breakfast, logged into my Bovada account, and placed $1000.00 on San Fran to win before the bookies realized what they did. I watched Kapernick run this San Fran offense last week and I was muddled that they’ve been stashing such a gem all year.  I know Coach Harbaugh hasn’t noticed it just yet but Kapernick IS Michael Vick minus 2 Madden Speed points and all the dog raping stories. I’m here to tell you this is the lock of the century. Forget anything else i’ve ever blogged about up to this point. No more Smith means no more 100 yard passing games. No more games with Frank Gore getting 450K touches. No more 1 TD 2 INT QB starts. Kapernick is a Wild Card, a Fire Cracker, He’s Cam Newton-esk minus the Ego, He’s Tom Brady-like but athletic. Ths kid brings real diversity to the QB position, something that’s been lacking in SF for years. Haven’t you always fantasized about SF having a great QB like Brees, or Rodgers? How they would make the final score 49-0 every week just for fun? Well, wait no longer, the time is now. Carpe Diem my friends, minimum bet is $1,000 on SF tonight.

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